I swear I’ve seen this movie before, tho… 🤔
by achrilock
by achrilock
I swear I’ve seen this movie before, tho… 🤔
by achrilock
Well, today is presumably the day that the Black Communist Rebellion will save the world from Zionism, capitalism, and militarism. Very exciting. Incidentally, it is also tax day. Or, maybe, it’s just another fucking Monday. Who can say? The quantum pussy is in quiver. Let’s watch 👀
by achrilock
Ur mom walked in front of the sun loool 🌑
by achrilock
by achrilock
🎵 Mommas don’t let ur babies grow up to be libtards 🎵
by achrilock
Just sittin’ here listenin’ to ‘Machinehead,’ on a Saturdee mornin’. Finished my alone drankin’ and Nazi antic watchin’ for the evening. Ate some cheese crackers because I forgot like 2 meals lol. Pretty bored, actually. The wars aren’t very interesting today. Trump’s just wriggling like a fish in Jell-O while he waits for the corrupt judicial system and mysterious benefactors to save him. Contemplating my own mortality and how long my brain will function after dark, and will it feel like years?
by achrilock
Also, Italy should be super glad that the Allies needed its roads to get to Germany during the second world war, and that it was liberated before massive destruction was required. It should renounce fascism forever, atone for its sins, and not attempt to appease, nor attempt to encourage others to appease, fascist dictators. Italy should be glad that it was not bathed in the righteous glow of an A-bomb. It should thank GOD for this, and sit down and SHUT THE FUCK UP 🍕
by achrilock
Can there be a better indicator of your docility and cowardice than the time change? A law says that you will change your entire daily schedules, simply because they command it. And they do it to you twice a year and you obey. Furthermore, I cannot condone the growing of organs in pigs. If it were done to dogs, it would be animal cruelty and criminally actionable. You are all disgusting in my eyes. May the sun rise upon this world and burn it in a never-ending hell while I pee in your buttholes.
by achrilock
And only seven mo. until American be Trump pregnant once again, and further 2.5 mo. until upon Caesar’s sectional such an child shall burst forth from the womb of incompetent judicial malfeasance to consume the mother of liberty from grabbing her privates and eating around all vital organs toward the extremities holding favors for brutes abroad. Then, there will be no more wheat and peace itself shall be creamed as only impossible as the people sit idly watching the storms roll in heaven. Amen.
by achrilock
And, what enterprising young person doesn’t want to move to The Shire, and recover at the local bed and breakfast, while battle companions of indeterminate gender flounce upon the air mattress in a totally hetero and comradely way, while grandpa wizard looks on with smiling approval? And then start a cobbler’s shop in the land of the shoeless, launching an entire line of foot hygiene products and building an empire? Enough to pay the dowry for marry a sexy curls with secret proclivities!
by achrilock
Everything is obviously fine, tho. I’m not worried. Are you worried? You seem a bit worried but there is obviously no need to be worried because there is nothing to worry about. The… um… ‘source’ said not to worry so there’s no need to. They say they’ll get the miscreants who made the people worry. So there’s basically nothing to it. Nothing burger. Non sandwich. I love you, Pooty ❤️☸️🔥
by achrilock
The primates of Earth tend to go a little crazy in spring. Probable catalyst being a subconscious desire, and biological imperative, to mate with novel partners for the purpose of humanoid pollination, which their societies prohibit. Akin to the reversal of the phenomenon known as the ‘wormy paradox,’ wherein cold air, water, or encounters with disagreeable people cause the penis to retract into its own form, creating an implosive singularity of squish. An imperfect, but useful, inverse analogy.
by achrilock
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