by achrilock
social
Hippies were so dumb. First, love is like freedom, is never free. Mostly people pay for love. Furthermore, you cannot levitate the Pentagon. Women’s powers of levitation are only effective intermittently and at a distance, while men may only levitate themselves by psychologically priming their physiology with certain patterns of electrochemical naughty naughty, and that hole in the center of the Pentagon isn’t for ‘that,’ it is not a dick hole. It is just a courtyard. Don’t get too excited.
Come to think of it, didn’t Prigozhin die in a plane crash? Pretty sure that one was King Ghidorah, tho 😆
Also, I hear Iran’s giving free helicopter rides for fascists 😃💥🚁
Well, there were two crisis aspirants who were defeated, as previously discussed. And then the Unbidden decided to make an appearance. Also defeated. Now we’ve moved on to an Awakened Empire to the north, who’s rocking several fleets ranging from 450k to 600k, and they’ve decided to roll their fanatic spiritualist asses across the border and invade their neighbors. That’s four, count ‘em, 4, campaign galactic crises. Zathras trained in crisis management! 🤖😄
Although, I’m just saying, how funny would it be if old people just one day decided to start killing bad people. We could label them ‘elder hostiles’ 😆