by achrilock
social
You tell her, from inside the van, you tell her, this is what you say, you say “mine is the most moral morality that has ever ethic-ed in the history of moralizing thar is no neeeeeed to worry because it is the most moral IN THE FUCKING WORLD.” And you just gotta see if it is believable, that’s really all you can do. Depends on how many times you’ve parked the van there and how things went all those times before, you know? 🤔
No magic tricks or crazy shit this morning because I’m too angry to meddle. Sometimes, among certain people, on some days, it is best to just keep one’s mouth shut, otherwise Satan will climb out and start skull fucking everyone on the planet while it sings weird children’s music, and nobody needs that right now. Also, I used up all of my good game brag yesterday. Maybe we play some robots tonight if the world behaves. God I hate the endgame. Boring. Just leaves of the decision tree, you know?
*biting throats out and tasting the metal within the blood while softly humming, building a dirty bomb out of old smoke detectors, and then fucking a random neighborhood trashcan to resolve the emotional tension ideation*
*smiling broadly in a warm and welcoming manner—you’re fine with crimes against humanity and lies and only care about elections and stability*
Happy Friday, guys 😃