So, I’m optimizing this cloud-bound corporate spaghetti monstrosity of an OS because I like for things to be ‘just so,’ and I’m looking for the basic but seemingly absent OS feature of putting a fucking clock on the fucking desktop, and I discover, to my boundless derision and unending amusement, that you apparently have to download a third-party widget app to get a simple desktop clock. The only other option is the tiny bitch in the corner squished by the giant notification panel that no one looks at like ever.
So, I bought a battery-operated wall clock. If Mars attacks and the grid goes poopsticks, I, alone, will know the time. I will be the time king and you will all make obeisance to me for the secret temporal knowledge that I possess. Don’t need no downloads. Don’t need no permissions. Don’t need no login. I can look at the wall, at my timeless plastic analog clockface, and mission accomplished. God damn the twenty first century is stupid.