Hippies were so dumb. First, love is like freedom, is never free. Mostly people pay for love. Furthermore, you cannot levitate the Pentagon. Women’s powers of levitation are only effective intermittently and at a distance, while men may only levitate themselves by psychologically priming their physiology with certain patterns of electrochemical naughty naughty, and that hole in the center of the Pentagon isn’t for ‘that,’ it is not a dick hole. It is just a courtyard. Don’t get too excited.
by achrilock