I logs on I checks the news. How many people did Israel harm or kill today? How many human rights were violated and international laws broken? Did they manage to destroy the orphanage to stop the Hitler baby from escaping? How many turkeys did Joe Biden pardon? Did the turkeys deserve to die? Doesn’t everyone? When is real alternative music not made by the launched nepo-babies of the moderately wealthy returning to our culture? Whose farts, specifically, cause the most climate change?