The climate situation is fine, guys. I’m starting an LLC that sells a carbon nanotube pad coated in a limestone slurry (scented to preference) that you slip into your underwear so that when you fart after meals it will absorb that shit. Retail price of only $79.99 per pad. There’s an app with it that reminds you to throw it away at night and it will automatically make sure you’re topped up on new ones, delivered through the existing global supply chain! I’ll take my Nobel Prize in gift cards -_-