Mitch, I appreciate your patriotism, and your newfound moral fortitude. I really do. But, I still must ask: where the fuck is my money?! COVID vaccine is $100 now, did you know that? And I stole enough money from the government to get mine, but there’s people out there who remember, and sex with a butter sculpture of Donald Trump isn’t going to change that, Mitch. I love you. Go in peace.
by achrilock