In this late hour, I find myself recalling the parable of the free-rider problem, in which the squids, in attendance at the White Hate Rally, attempt to make a political statement by burning the white man’s money. They do so, and then implore ‘Granny’ to, in turn, burn her white man’s money, at which point she declines, leaving the whole collective endeavor in question. A bystander then later remarks, in passing, that she supposes, to paraphrase, that white people do, in fact, live in houses.