See, all me and my lefty pals need to do is start some corporations, right? Then, so long as we are sufficiently profitable, any adjacent crimes that may occur will simply incur fines, leaving the human elements beside the human corporate entities to pursue our interests as usual, space tourism, exotic boating expeditions, etc.. It would also help if we can add some sort of faith element in there too. New Windows For Jesus Dot Com or some such. That way we can play the victim AND get tax breaks.